Why aren't you a Trump supporter?

EVEN FUCKING MIKE PENCE understands that

It’s uncool to lurk around teenage girls’ dressing rooms

When I go Greenland shopping and Denmark says no I don’t melt down like a fucking WIMP

Is it wrong that I picked to be a Christian (as a teenager/14-year-old) even with knowing all of the information about other religions/atheism?

I know the difference between “give me your tired, your poor” and “they’re poisoning our blood”

I can read

I don’t believe in asking the people of Iowa “how stupid are the people of Iowa”

How do police officers feel about the fear they instill into criminals?

It’s uncool to set up soft porn pics with your own preteen daughter

I have complete contempt for fraudsters, and even less for repeat ones

I have complete contempt for intentional stupidity

Why do some people dislike Gilmore girls?

I don’t pretend not to know who David Dooky is just because he can deliver votes

I have a reading level above third grade

I see through liars

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I understand how hurricane paths work

I know the difference between “George Bush” and “Jeb Bush”

I don’t run and hide from a debate like a fucking WIMP just becuase some moderator asked pointed questions

Should I have left it alone and kept quiet? I came out as gay to my adult kids last week. Age 61 married 15 years, divorced for 20. I feel so guilty for ruining their lives by living a lie.

I understand that you can’t inject bleach or light

I don’t respect shameless hucksters who try to sell a vitamin where you have to mail in your pee

If someone works for me, I actually pay them

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I understand that you can’t just fucking nuke a hurricane

Let us count the ways. Captain Obvious says:

I understand that when you lose an election you step the fuck aside and take it like a man rather than invade the Capitol while your loss is being made official just because you’re a fucking snowflake WIMP

Are there any real-life examples of prisoners who escaped from hospitals and were never caught?

I know that sounds DO NOT cause cancer.

I don’t cotton to rapists

When a reporter declines to join me in the rooftops fantasy I don’t go on stage and gyrate to mock his congenital disability

What are some signs that someone may be being stalked by an organization or secret society? How can they find out for sure?

I’ve never tried to pretend the word would means wouldn’t

I know there’s no such thing as invisible planes

I know that if I or anyone I know commits a crime we’ll go to the clink

Why has no country adopted the SA80/L85 rifle?

I respect women and don’t respect those who don’t

A real man doesn’t grab women by the p***y

I don’t buy bullshit

What is one fantasy you have never told anyone about but really want to do?

I actually pay taxes

I know what Nikki Haley’s authority with the National Guard is

I don’t hide in my hotel room while everybody else keeps the appointed time and place because my hair might get wet

Why are American women so ugly nowadays?

Those are a few reasons off the top of my head. How ’bout you?

Fuck that piece of orange shit, fuck his idiocracy, fuck his sexism, fuck his racism, fuck his religionism, fuck his divisionism, fuck his lying, fuck his orange face paint, fuck his worship of Cult of Ignorance, fuck his Cult, fuck his jingoistic horseshit, fuck his manuipulations, fuck his toddler-age WIMPism, fuck his fucked-up values of ME ME ME and did I mention ME, and fuck him personally with a giant razor sharp dildo that’s been preheated to 204.7° F and built to the dimensions of the Washington Monument. Slowly.

I know who the president of Turkey really is

What is the significance of Pete Rose, the all-time hits leader in Major League Baseball, who just passed away?

I don’t believe that Saudi Arabia and Russia “will vedoop bedeep uhhhh”

I don’t call Tim Cook “Tim Apple” and if I do I don’t deny what’s right there on the videotape because I’m too much of a fucking WIMP to handle Reality

I don’t believe there is a fucking “president of the Virgin Islands”

Why does Filipino culture dictate that parents should be treated as gods?

I don’t believe Nazis, Klan klowns and white supremacists chanting “Jews will not replace us” comprise “very fine people”

I understand geography enough to know that Belgium is not a “beautiful city”, that Paris is not in fucking Germany, that India does share a border with China, that that border is peppered with Bhutan and Nepal, not “Button” and “Nipple”, that time zones exist, that “shithole countries” do not, that “England” and “the UK” are not the same thing, that you cannot build a wall in Colorado to keep out New Mexico, and that the Bronx is not and has never been “a very wonderful place in fucking Germany”

I don’t hold serial bankrupters in high regard

Why do men love to stink/being smelly?

I don’t buy made-up stories of “thousands and thousands of people dancing on rooftops”

I can count

I know that he didn’t run against “Obamna”

I have complete contempt for fakery

I don’t believe the way to respond to a hurricane is to call a press conference to describe it as “wet from the standpoint of water”, to distribute Play Doh, or to stand at a podium throwing rolls of paper towels as if they were bottles of ketchup

I didn’t get out of military service with fucking “bone spurs” that I paid a doctor to write

I have no sicko desire to control women or have a bizarro hangup with “blood”

I understand historical events enough to know there were no airports in the eighteenth century, that Canada didn’t burn the White House half a century before it existed and that World War Two already happened

I don’t respect a sleazeball who lies about his height just so he can lie about his weight

I don’t watch or listen to advertising

I know the difference between Sioux City and Sioux Falls and even Sioux Center

I have an acute aversion to scumbags

I took the same Oath and took it seriously

I respect other cultures and don’t respect those who don’t

I have complete contempt for traitorism

authoritarians can get down on the floor and bite my ass, yesterday