What's the most valuable lesson you've learned in life, and how has it impacted your journey so far?

I've also been making ends meet ... By appearing in Tijuana splatter comics as Evil Gringo #2.

Only zombies dig to rock and roll, daddy-O!

I hear you're a stunt-double now for Fred in Scooby-Doo.

Nutritionists reveal the surprising health benefits of maple syrup, including less belly fat - Earth.com

Speaking of which, poor Cleo Coco has ended up appearing in anti-vice pamphlets.

“Your boyfriend is a total perv, mommy.”

At least until the peyote kicks in ...

Is heroin really as good as people say it is?

Yes, Tess, crime doesn't pay but apparently Rated-G horror does.

And I ended up moonlighting in Japanese porn, but the less said about that the better.

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Michaels acquires Joann’s intellectual property, private label brands - WSB-TV

Shameless vixen! Trollop!

Remember, kids, masturbation will make you see the devil everywhere!

After you lather me up with that strawberry hand lotion.

What are 10 interesting facts about you?

Marijuana makes Jesus cry!

In order to answer this I came up with a little story that goes like this …

Sex! Lingerie! Knock knock jokes!

Jobs report shifts Fed interest rate forecasts - TheStreet

Of all the layoffs, Torchy Todd and her gal pal, Tess Parker, were hit the hardest.

And then working as Betty and Veronica's body doubles ...

Torchy thinks: Maybe I could play a gangster's moll since apparently smoking is still seen as wholesome and American.

The players who will dominate MLB trade deadline rumors — and how likely it is they’ll be moved - New York Post

Every day is a good day to punch a Nazi! I mean MAGA! I mean the Comics Code Authority! (I can never remember who is who)

Torchy, we're unemployed … And no one is hiring scantily-clad wastrels these days.

Let's do what we always do, lay around half-naked while men make terrible jokes at our expense.

Red Cross says at least 21 killed and dozens shot in Gaza aid incident - BBC

Make Nazis afraid again!

Tess' boyfriend, Ed, now works as a Peter Lorre impersonator.

Dick! I heard about the lay-off. What's a square-jaw crime fighter doing these days to bring in the bling?

Where's the Civil War everyone on the left said would happen?

Perhaps now we can explore what being a “gal pal” really means.

¡Explotando Dick por todos lados!

Two letters of transit signed by General De Gaulle … Stimpy, you eediot!

Why do wokes use words like "homophobes" when they don't know what that means? Do they realize that no one is afraid of them?

Ironically, Wertham focused on stories about crime, singling out Batman and Robin for its gay subtext and Dick Tracy for its violence.

Times might be tough … But at least there's one thing we all agree on.

Before there was MAGA there was … the Comics Code Authority

Why is my ex mad I moved on when he dumped me?

Gadzooks! It's Torchy Todd slumming it in Yugoslavian science fiction! The shame!

In 1954 complete bastard and censorship campaigner Fredric Wertham published a book for the stated goal of creating a moral panic around comic book's alleged impact on juvenile delinquency. Much like the House Committee on Un-American Activities' disastrous impact on the film industry, the Comics Code Authority (obey, puny humans) put many hardworking comic book characters out of work all because of one poorly written book called …

But Tess! I mean Betty! I mean Veronica! (I can never remember who is who) which ever one you are, I love you!

Slash your stress by 65% — and in just 8 minutes — with this dreamy fix to ‘calm your brain,’ neurologist says - New York Post

Just you, me, in a vat of lime jello, pulling hair, calling each other names …